"Go all the way with it. Do not back off. For once, go all the goddamn way with what matters."
– Ernest Hemingway, from The Complete Short Stories  (via dieworten)

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somefagonyourdash:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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name-the-blue-rose:

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

I had no idea this was so common. Damn.

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exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

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drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

gemdoyle:

twenty one pilots is the kind of band you listen to when you’re sad and instead of making you more sad they make you think about your sadness and help you feel empowered by your ability to live w/ the sadness

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sazquatch:

The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit.

Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.

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Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?

Me: I, um. I-I don't care?

Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you