"there are two things relying on you to feed them today
the first is your body
the second is your eating disorder
feed one
kill the other
it’s your choice
please make it a wise one"

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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faunagrey:

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

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danscrotch:

i feel like 99.9% of the time i annoy people

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dontclimbanymore:

when you’re listening to car radio  and you get to the part where hes like yelling do you feel like climbing up on your roof and yelling to the whole neighborhood “AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE” and doing the arm thing

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life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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